stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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