talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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