her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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