so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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