would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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