Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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