I'm going to jail i love you
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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