On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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