we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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