So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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