At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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