i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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