NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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