Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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