dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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