Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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