Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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