do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
