There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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