and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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