I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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