Girls at BYU don't know how to handle a penis because they've never seen one. Mormons are the most sexual frustrated and confused bunch of them all. God help them.
Believe me...I lived in Utah for a while (I'm Atheist and lesbian and didn't really fit in there, but regardless) and met plenty of girls from BYU. Guys too. This seems to be a recurring problem among them.
The main reason that I love this is that I was once an Atheist and partygoer living in Utah, and I encountered many drunk girls from BYU who seemed to have a very similar problem...is it a Mormon thing? Is that why, when I declared myself an atheist, they began asking me how it is properly done? Does being a female atheist college student in Utah suddenly make you the expert on handjobs, regardless of the fact that I'm lesbian?
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