He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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