I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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