susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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