The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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