is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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