almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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