i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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