i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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