i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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