before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
