yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and i looked up. we had an audience...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My breasts were aching with rage.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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