Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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