hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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