This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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