return my video game
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Holy sore nipples Batman
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
