Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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