we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
