I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
