And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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