question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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