What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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