Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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