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  I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate

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• The trick is drinking enough shots to be able to convince someone else to masturbate you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:58am

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• I have an 8 inch penis, just thought you all should know that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:52am

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• No thats fuckin desparat

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:23am

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• Dude, you're my hero.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:29am

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• I'm sincerely hoping this isn't your only hobby.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:34pm

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• 10:48, why would he do that, he just explained he's too drunk to fuck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:07pm

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• you should run a bivariate regression model using the data analysis tool pack on Excel. Assuming your subsequent ability to masturbate is the dependent Y variable, the R2 value should tell you how much of your ability to masturbate can be attributed to your shot intake. ...food for thought.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:37pm

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• Just find an Asian girl to give you a footjob

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:26pm

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• So what was the final verdict? You need to publish this; it is great information for the public to know.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:40am

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• 6:37. Nah, I'd do an ANOVA analysis, assuming he evaluated enough variables. Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:42am

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• The 408 baby fuk yea.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:29pm

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• hahahahaha this is hilarious... love it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:18am

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• Sounds like something I would do. Geek high five!! :P

  Submitted by iBringtheFire on Jun 17, 11 at 8:58pm

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• lol, that rules! Why's everyone rating "Bad Night"? Do you have any idea how much fun gathering the data for that spreadsheet was?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:36pm

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• Loser. Go buy a hooker. You obviously need to get laid.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:48am

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