I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
The ass gains better be worth it
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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