i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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