Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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