She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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