He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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