i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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