Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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