i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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