You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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