S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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