Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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