So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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