Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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