I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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